Trail #85 – Brunch HARDER – March 24, 2018 @ 10:30 EST

Special post-Patty's Day brunch trail. Come early, come often, come brunch at the Friendly Toast before trail start!

What: Brunch, Beermosas, and Trail

Where: The Friendly Toast, 1 Kendall Square b3101, Cambridge, MA 02139

When: Trail Meetup at 10:30, come earlier to brunch HARDER (looking at you, FTH3)

Who: The Buttler Hit It

How (much): $3 and a 6-pack of your preferred beer/beverage

Promises: Brunch for those who make it, trail Buttler, post-patty's shiggy


Trail #84 – Boston Ballbuster’s 6.9 Anniversary – February 17, 2018

6.9 Years ago (my math might be wrong) +2 Coonass and Twat My Mom started a kennel that would bust peoples balls so that they could hash terrian which normal Boston hashes wouldn't touch. That might or might not be true.
However, this is 6.9 An*lversary of that event, and we're celebrating with a hash!
What: The Ballbuster 6.9 An*lversary Trail
Where: Constitution beach, East Boston (the pagoda closest to the Orient Heights stop)
When: Hares away at 10:30 HST
Who: Wikipedophilia, +2 Coonass
How much: $3 plus a six pack of your favorite beer
Bag car: Certified Poop Acuntant
Promises: Short, heavily scouted, shiggy-less trail, with lots of death marches, no beer, and probably bears.
Lies: See promises.
On - 6.9 more years - On
The Brick and The Penguin.

Trail #83- the THIRD anal lasagna off (one lasagna.. to RULE THEM ALL) – January 20, 2018

Boston Ball buster Hardcore Hash House Harriers Present:
the THIRD anal lasagna off (one lasagna.. to RULE THEM ALL).

Where: The Seaport (there's a nice lil park by the ICA)
Hares: Blondie McF & Marbelous A
Bag Car: Shart of Darkness
When10:30HST (Hares away at 11am SHARP)
Why is this happening?: There can be only ONE TRUE LASAGNA recipe.
I want in: Great! Both Marbles and Blondie will be making Lasagna (and probably salad/garlic bread), but to enter into the great lasagna off bring a lasagna to share with pack. You will have the chance to cook it at the on-in.
Hash cash: $3, a six pack (or more if you feel so inclined), and a lasagna (if you want to enter the competition).


Trail #82 – The 7th Anal Turducken Trail! | Saturday, December 9, 2017

~* M a K e T u R d U c K e N r U n A g A i N * ~ 

Hares: Blondie, Marbles, Gnome, maybe Coonass?

Bag car: Yes

What to bring: ID, cash moneys (make it rain!) and/or credit card, liver of steel, desire to actually run for your dinner

Promises: a real, honest-to-goodness, minimum 6.9 mile Ballbuster trail; turducken; hashers bitching about a minimum 6.9 mile Ballbuster trail

Lies: You will not regret attending this trail

This event is 21+ only

When:  Saturday, December 9, 2017 @11:00 AM


American Fresh Brewhouse - Assembly

490 Foley Street, Somerville, Massachusetts 02145

Trail #81 – Up the ladder

Where: 840 Han(ging)cock st, Quincy. Closest T stop is Wollaston
When: Saturday, Nov 18, 2017 @ 10:30HST

Hares: Shits and ladders
Bag car: Quarter miler queer

Hash Cash: $3 + BYO booze.
Promises/lies: The pie is a lie


Trail #80: Spooky Edition

It’s finally starting to feel like fall! You know what that means? PSL—no, no wait. It’s time for a HALLOWEEN BALLBUSTER 🎃

When: Saturday, October 21, 1030am HST
Where: The park near Forrest hills (there will be marks from the T station)
Hash cash: $3 and a six pack!
Hares: Blondie & Not Dead Yet
Bag car: Marbleous Asshole
Promises & Lies: spooky checks, fall foliage, trains planes & automobiles, glimpses of the head (who said head?...) of the Charles, costumed hares, tacos at the on-after, dead laying, live laying, ALL THE LAYING.

On- let’s get spooky with it - on

Blondie & NDY


BallBuster Trust Me Hash! (Trail #79)

Bimbos and Wankers!

Wikipedophilia, Easy as 123, and the Boston Ball Buster Hash House Harriers present: 2017 Trust Me Weekend Hash!
Who: Wikipedophilia and Easy as 123
What: B3H4 Trust Me Hash
WhenSeptember 22-24
Where: HA YOU ALMOST GOT ME (driving time <3 hours from Boston)
Hash cash: $45
Optional giveaway: add $10
  • Rego covers
    • Friday: beer, snacks (get your own dinner)
    • Saturday: breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, beer
    • Sunday: breakfast
  • Hard limit 25 people. Spots are first come first serve.
  • We're not full-out camping but sleeping space is limited. Recommended that you bring tents, sleeping bags, etc.
  • Bring
    • Tents & sleeping bags
    • Bathing suit
    • Flotation device
    • Good beer if you don't want high life
    • Sunscreen, bug spray, 5 hour energy
    • Camp chairs
    • Liquor potluck: got old, half-drunk bottles of liquor you don't know what to do with? Bring 'em!
We'll send you instructions for payment after you fill out the rego form.
on-can you trust us?-on,
Wiki & Easy

Trail #78 – May there be trail!

Where: The end of Wellington ave by north strand community trail (42.403753, -71.063375)
When: Saturday, Aug 26, 2017 @ 10:30HST

Hares: Swedish Eagle
Bag car: I hope so!

Hash Cash: $3 + BYO booze.
Promises/lies: Ninjas, Pirates, Dinosaurs, Ghosts, Ghouls, Goblins, Orcs, Heroes, Villains, David Hasslehoff



Trail #77 – The Oregon Trail

Hared by Dryhose and Luva Lamp in July


Trail #76 – Tall Ships and Taller Beers, Saturday June 17th, 2017

start: Location Changed!!! Polcari Park, prince st, North End
Hares: Blondie & +2 Coonass
Bag car: Marbles
When: 10:30HST, Saturday, June 17, 2017
Hash Cash: $5, $3 if you bring something grillable! (If you're a vegetarian, please let us know that you're coming so we can take care of you) + byo-6 pack
Promises/lies: boats, bridges, porches, kitties, penguins, indoor on-in, outdoor beer checks, model-rage hangovers.