BallBuster Trust Me Hash! (Trail #79)

Bimbos and Wankers!

Wikipedophilia, Easy as 123, and the Boston Ball Buster Hash House Harriers present: 2017 Trust Me Weekend Hash!
Who: Wikipedophilia and Easy as 123
What: B3H4 Trust Me Hash
WhenSeptember 22-24
Where: HA YOU ALMOST GOT ME (driving time <3 hours from Boston)
Hash cash: $45
Optional giveaway: add $10
  • Rego covers
    • Friday: beer, snacks (get your own dinner)
    • Saturday: breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, beer
    • Sunday: breakfast
  • Hard limit 25 people. Spots are first come first serve.
  • We're not full-out camping but sleeping space is limited. Recommended that you bring tents, sleeping bags, etc.
  • Bring
    • Tents & sleeping bags
    • Bathing suit
    • Flotation device
    • Good beer if you don't want high life
    • Sunscreen, bug spray, 5 hour energy
    • Camp chairs
    • Liquor potluck: got old, half-drunk bottles of liquor you don't know what to do with? Bring 'em!
We'll send you instructions for payment after you fill out the rego form.
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Wiki & Easy

Trail #78 – May there be trail!

Where: The end of Wellington ave by north strand community trail (42.403753, -71.063375)
When: Saturday, Aug 26, 2017 @ 10:30HST

Hares: Swedish Eagle
Bag car: I hope so!

Hash Cash: $3 + BYO booze.
Promises/lies: Ninjas, Pirates, Dinosaurs, Ghosts, Ghouls, Goblins, Orcs, Heroes, Villains, David Hasslehoff



Trail #77 – The Oregon Trail

Hared by Dryhose and Luva Lamp in July


Trail #76 – Tall Ships and Taller Beers, Saturday June 17th, 2017

start: Location Changed!!! Polcari Park, prince st, North End
Hares: Blondie & +2 Coonass
Bag car: Marbles
When: 10:30HST, Saturday, June 17, 2017
Hash Cash: $5, $3 if you bring something grillable! (If you're a vegetarian, please let us know that you're coming so we can take care of you) + byo-6 pack
Promises/lies: boats, bridges, porches, kitties, penguins, indoor on-in, outdoor beer checks, model-rage hangovers.



Trail 75 – North Shore Ballbuster

May 2017


Hared by Señor Cocksucker


Trail 74 – Marathon Ballbuster

April 2017

Hared by Sweagle


Trail #73 March ballbuster

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #73

When: Saturday, March 25th at 10.30AM

Where:  Danehy Park (Porter and Alewife T stops).

Hare: Foreskin Abortion

Hash Cash: A 6.9-pack of beer/cider/Four Loco/hard root beer/etc and $

Promises: 6.9 to 9.6 miles of smiles true-trail, probably the 6.9th funnest trail EVER, mixed terrain, no hills, highway crossings, 6.9 falses/check-backs (ok, not that many, REALLY), not getting hit by cars, zero mosquitoes, soooo many 6.9s.


Trail #72 A famintastic trail!

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #71

When: Saturday, February 25th at 10.30AM

Where:  Commonwealth Ave and Hereford Street (Near Hynes T stop).

Hare: Orgasm Famine and PTSDD

Hash Cash: A 6-pack and $3

Promises: At least 6.9 miles but nothing crazy, all the hills, snowmelt, beer-mosas


Trail #70 – 6th Anal Turducken Trail!

What: It's time again for the most arduous and tricksome trail of the year- The 6th Anal Ballbuster Turducken Trail! As you all know, this trail will be long. Really long, full of terrible marks, void of all booze and merriment; Southern Baptist wedding's ain't got shit on this thing. However, we will be feeding you that most delicious and unholy of fowl, turducken!

When: Saturday December 3rd, 2016 @1200EDT

Where: Sligo Pub, Davis Square;237 Elm St, Somerville, MA 02144

Hares: +2 Coonass, and Marbleous Asshole

Bring: ID, money for use at pubs (all locations but Sligo will accept cards, but cash is always easiest), a lack of dignity and restraint, probably some kind of bear mace.



Trail #69! <-The number says it all!

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #69 Heeeeyooo!

When: Saturday, November 27th at 10.30AM

Where:  Paul Revere Park, the dog park north of TD garden.

Hare: Swedish Eagle

Bag car: Yes Please

Hash Cash: Bring your left over turkey flavored beer and stuffing nips! Hash cash for this trail is $5 as some special treats will be found on trail.



The 69th trail! I REPEAT: THE 69TH TRAIL! Does anything else even need to be said?
Well just come out and run off all that extra stuffing you acquired on thanksgiving during some uphill, downhill and  sidehill running through any urban shiggy that the hare can find.