13Oct/16Off

Trail #70 – 6th Anal Turducken Trail!

What: It's time again for the most arduous and tricksome trail of the year- The 6th Anal Ballbuster Turducken Trail! As you all know, this trail will be long. Really long, full of terrible marks, void of all booze and merriment; Southern Baptist wedding's ain't got shit on this thing. However, we will be feeding you that most delicious and unholy of fowl, turducken!

When: Saturday December 3rd, 2016 @1200EDT

Where: Sligo Pub, Davis Square;237 Elm St, Somerville, MA 02144


Hares: +2 Coonass, and Marbleous Asshole

Bring: ID, money for use at pubs (all locations but Sligo will accept cards, but cash is always easiest), a lack of dignity and restraint, probably some kind of bear mace.

 

13Oct/16Off

Trail #69! <-The number says it all!

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #69 Heeeeyooo!

When: Saturday, November 27th at 10.30AM

Where:  Paul Revere Park, the dog park north of TD garden.

Hare: Swedish Eagle

Bag car: Yes Please

Hash Cash: Bring your left over turkey flavored beer and stuffing nips! Hash cash for this trail is $5 as some special treats will be found on trail.

Promises:

 

The 69th trail! I REPEAT: THE 69TH TRAIL! Does anything else even need to be said?
Well just come out and run off all that extra stuffing you acquired on thanksgiving during some uphill, downhill and  sidehill running through any urban shiggy that the hare can find.

13Oct/16Off

Trail #68 – Boudreaux of the ‘Burbs (a Cajun Ballbuster)

When: Saturday, October 22nd, 2016 @1030HST

Hare: Señor Cocksucker

Bag Car: Sweagle and Little Black C*ck in my Pocket

What:This will be a cajun trail ( I believe the first cajun ballbuster trail). What does this mean? Every mark is a check (sorry/not sorry). However, unlike some of you r*cists, I don't believe in 15+ mile trails. In typical fashion, trail will be just slightly over the minimum mileage requirement and there will be more than three but less than five BCs, not including on-in (you're welcome).

Where: Pine Banks Park, Pine Banks Road, Malden (Orange Line-closest T)

 

How much: $3.00
Promises: A cajun trail. Multiple beer checks. A slight death march. Ponds. Electricity. A-B Trail (we will shuttle you back to start). Dogs. Horses. Rugby Players. The 'Burbs.

Bring: Drinking vessel, favorite 6 pack (or 12 pack), dry socks.

11Sep/16Off

Trail #67 – Thar Be Dragons! (a Framingham Trail) September 17, 2016

When: Saturday, September 17, 2016 @ 1100EDT. (hares away at 1130EDT)

What: Trail #67, out in the midwest, along the Oregon trail

Hare: Too Short to Tuck

Where: Framingham, MA - Go West till you spot bigfoot, but not so far that you fall off of the edge of the world. Contact Shorty via email (Gmail) for the specific address (rmiller1976 at) 

 

Promises and Lies:  None. The hare does not want to be constrained by responsibilities and obligations.

Bring: $3, some tasty beers of your choice, bigfoot condoms, hobo perfume, a wildly optimistic world view, and a refusal to think about the ennui.

19Aug/16Off

Trail #66 – BreweryBuster Trail – Saturday, August 20th, 2016 @ 1030EDT

What: Brewery Buster Trail!

Where: Start will be marked from Broadway T on the Redline.
Googlemaps Link here

 

When: Saturday, 8/20 10:30HST

Who: +2 Coonass, Wikipedophilia

Bag Car: Not Dead Yet

How much: $3 for prelube (beer mosas!) and circle beer/orange food, it's advised to bring money on trail for the beer stops.

19Aug/16Off

Trail #65 – A Ballbuster Trust Me Hash

When: July 15, 2016 - Sometime a few days later

Where: You'll Find Out (it was Martha's Vineyard)

Hare: Orgasm Famine

WHAT?? What, indeed.

13Jun/16Off

Trail #64 – A Bridge Over the River, Kawaii!

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #64

When: Saturday, June 18th at 10.30AM

Where:  Goose Poop Park

 

 

Hares: Blondie McFucksalot, PTSDouble-D, +2 Coonass

Bag Car: Hopefully! Could be you? (whom amongst you is injured?)

Hash Cash: BYO6-pack & $3

 

Lies, Politics, and other misbehavin': A poorly marked trail with no features. Entirely death marches, zero beer checks, negative tit checks, and all CB?s. ...There may be some drankin'. Mebbe.

 

13Jun/16Off

Trail #63 – Something Someplace

Hare(s): No idea!

 

This is a place-marker so that we don't lose count of trails. Update the website with your trail data, people!

 

+2

13Jun/16Off

Trail #62 – Boston Marathon Weekend Fatboy

Hare: Swedish Eagle

Holy shit, we had a runner's option for a fatboy, and it was 6.9 miles.

7Mar/16Off

Trail #61 Wild, wild Winchester

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #61

When: Saturday, March 19th at 10.30AM

Where:  Small park next to Winchester commuter rail stop.

Hare: Swedish Eagle

Bag car: I hope so

Hash Cash: BYO6-pack & $3 (Hash cash will be raised to $3 on standard because bananas, granola bars and beermosas definitely cost more than $10)

Promises:

Downhills! , Uphills! Shiggy, non-shaggy, trail, pavement, nice neighborhoods, orange food, yellow food, brown food and a jolly good time!

Front runner should get about 10-11 miles, lazy wankers can get around with a bit less.