9Jan/16Off

Trail #59 Lasagna!

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #59

When: Saturday, Jan 16st at 10:30am

Where: Magazine Beach, 668 Memorial Dr, Cambridge

Hare: Blondie McFucksalot & MarbleousAsshole

Bag car: We wish

Hash Cash: BYO6-pack & $1 (though we will be accepting donations to offset the cost of food at the on-in).

Promises:

We definitely scouted trail, wonderful weather, less than 13 miles to the first beer check, indoor never-before used on-in, a lasagna-off between both Marbles & Blondie

9Jan/16Off

Trail #58 – 5th Anal Turducken Trail!

It's that time again! Time for 2015's best and only Ballbuster Turducken Trail!
Your hares this year are +2 Coonass (why does he keep coming back??) and Wikipedophilia; joining the ranks of illustrious prior Turducken hares.
What is a Turducken trail? A little history: In 2011, +2 got laid off and then hit by a car in the same week. 3 weeks later, he hared a trail with Balls Deep; we started at The Field, went to The People's Republik, back to The Field, returned to the Republik, back to The Field AGAIN, and then ONIN for beer and the eponymous turducken.
We're kicking it super old-school this year; for full effect, +2's just had abdominal surgery, so we are ensured to have an arduous, and truly miserably long trail.
Yes Virginia, we provide the Turducken; yes, there will be a veggie option at the ONIN as well. (Wiki pizza)
 
 
 

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 5th Anal Turducken Trail

When: Saturday December 5th @ 1130 EST
Where: Stoddard's Ale House; 48 Temple Pl, Boston, MA 02111
W-Hares: +2 Coonass & Wikipedophilia
Lies and Promises: A well-considered, well-marked, well-cooked, extremely long and hard trail; with absolutely no count-backs. The beer will be terrible, the food will be fowl (see what I did there?), you will not have a great time, Wiki definitely will not get lost.
What to Bring: $20 cash (or however much you want to bring- you buy your beer along the way; every pub this year will accept cards, but cash is fastest), cod liver oil, bear attractor (for Pi Alley), a lack of prudent discourse and bearing, a short treatise on late romantic period operas; monocle, top-hat, and carrier peasant optional.
20Nov/15Off

Trail #55 Where you can get drunk without a car!

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #55

When: Saturday, Nov 21st at 10:30am

Where: Boston Common (behind Earl of Sandwich).

Hare: Fellowship & Peepshow

Bag car: Little Spermaid

Hash Cash: $1, a six-pack of your favorite beer.

Detrails/Promises/Etc:

At least 6.9 miles before the first beer check!...
At least 6.9 MORE miles after that!
Beer checks I’ve never seen used!
An unscouted trail!
I may forget food!
Death marches!

23Jul/15Off

Trail #53 Where you can get drunk without a car!

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #53

When: Saturday, July 25th, at 10:30 AM.

Where: Harvard Yard, chalk marks from the Harvard T station.

Hare: Quer and Foaming & Blondey McFucksalo

Bag car: Just Kelly

Hash Cash: $1, a six-pack of your favorite beer + some pocket money for barcheck.

Detrails/Promises/Etc:

75 degree weather, beermosas, a very rare Mrs. Foamy appearance (or is it Mrs. InMyANus?), zig zags, planning and coordination, a truly inspired On-After, only the fastest hares.

19Jun/15Off

Trail #52 Full on Falmen!

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #52

When: Saturday, June 20, at 10:30 AM.

Where: Greenway under the art installation near Dewey Square

Hare: Orgasm Famine

Beer mobile: Wiki is Lost

Hash Cash: $1, a six-pack of your favorite beer.

Detrails/Promises/Etc:

Ballbuster Saturday!!!! The weather looks amazing and trail is going to take you places you have never been before

15May/15Off

Trail #51 The +2 Pretty Shart trail

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #51

When: Saturday, May 16, at 10:30 AM.

Where: Assembly Square -- pre-lube will be marked from the T station.

Hare: +2 Coonass, Shart of Darkness, and Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh!

Beer mobile: Unknown 

Hash Cash: $1, a six-pack of your favorite beer, cash and IDs on trail ($8 or so ought to cover it)

Detrails/Promises/Etc:

Really pretty hares, perfect running temps, beermosas, hipsters, we might not be wearing the strangest attire in the crowd for once, music, outdoor drinking, orange food

8Apr/15Off

Trail #50 Marathon week ballbuster trail!

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #50

When: Thursday, April 16, 2014 at 18:00 PM.

Where: Old Sully's, Union Street, Charlestown. Closest T-stop is Community College on orange line.

Hare: Swedish Eagle

Beer mobile: GIMP & Spunk 

Hash Cash: To make this easier on out of towners we will do $5 hash cash and provide beer for trail.

Detrails/Promises/Etc:

Urban trail that will be about 1/3 and a 69th of a marathon. We will explore various shady spots and armpits of Bostons outskirts, make sure your tetANUS shot is up to date!
There will be an on-after location for food and late night shenanigans.

17Mar/15Off

Trail #48 (x2?) Easy to go to trail and get pleased!

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #48

When: Saturday, March 21, 2014 at 11:30 AM.

Where: Waverley station parking lot. Take the Fitchburg commuter rail from North Station or Porter square. Buss 73 from Harvard Square also does the trick.
Note the later start time to accommodate for commuter rail schedule.

Hare: Easy to please

Beer mobile: ?  

Hash Cash: Your own 6-pack of trail beer and $1!

Detrails/Promises/Etc:

I've hear things like shiggytastic mean trail that make Tough Mudder look like a girl scout camp kind of promises from the hare, but hares lies so who knows?
At least 6.9 miles and right SHIGGY!

Also looks like rain/snow for the day so make sure to bring change of clothes.

19Feb/15Off

Trail #48 (math is hard): B3H4 4th Analversary Trail!

It’s been four years since +2 My Mom and  Twat Coonass joined forces to create the B3H4. Since then we’ve had a Labor’d Day Pearl Necklace, two Trust Mes, a CB? that ended up about a mile long, and way too any beermosas to count. And yet you all keep cumming again and again and again. Well now we’ve hit the four-year mark and are celebrating with an A-A trail that will include special homebrewed beer on trail! Leave those six-packs at home because all beer is being provided by the hares with a special thanks to hash brewer extraordinaire CEP.

Your hares are bringing it back to basics: a 6.9 mile trail through the Camberville winter wonderland. You just have to bring your $1 and a spare liver. The pre-lube is at Twatters’ apartment which is approximately 1 mile from the Kendall, Central, and Harvard T stations, or conveniently on the 69, 83, and 91 bus lines. Parking is slowly starting to open up, but your hares don’t recommend it. It is an A-A trail, but don’t try showing up while we’re on trail because there won’t be anyone to let you in.

 

What: The 4th An*l B3H4 trail

When: Saturday, February 21, 10:30 a.m. HST

Whom/Hares: Twatters and +2 Coonass

Bag Car: E = I’m A Douche

Where: 48 Oak St., Somerville (corner of Oak and Holts) Enter through the back, 42.3754442,-71.0987628

Bring: $1, warm clothes

Promises: 6.9 miles true trail, beermosas, homebrew, orange food

 

On-I don’t think we’ll have a problem finding ice for circle-On

-Twat My Coonass

30Jan/15Off

Trail #46: A Señor Wiki Joint: Return of Shits on Ice

Hare: Senor Cocksucker and Wikipedophilia

When: Saturday January 31st, 10:30 HST

Where: Pine Banks Park, Pine Banks Road, Malden, MA (Oak grove orange line)

Bag Car: Shits on ice Bring: 6-pack of your favorite beer and $1, change of clothes, Inflatable sled (or a trash bag will be provided), and warm clothes. Promises: snow, cross-country skiers, a trail not in the fellsway, new terrain, power lines, a quarry, whiskey, a sled check, ocean views, hot chocolate, a short ball buster (seriously true trail is about 6 miles. There will be sledding), and four checks (shot/beer/sled) to on-in.