Mismanagement
 GM: The Hashshit |
The extraterrestrial origins of the Hashshit are unknown, but many theorize that it was found along the trail of the 2011 post-Boston Marathon Fat Boy Trail. Ruling with an iron... well, everything, FRBs are bent to its will and made to carry it from one stop to the next; always moving to the most recent fastest idiot Hasher.. |
 RA: McGillicuddy the Penguin |
Though he shuns bathing in any form, you will want to cuddle him as you conduct his benevolent presence from one stop to the next. McGillicuddy arrived in a blaze of filthy, penguin glory during the very first B3H4 trail (Feb 5th, 2011). DFLs are mercifully permitted to carry his Buddha-like countenance after each stop, always spreading his love to the slowest of the pack. His magnificence comes with a terrible price, however- He may steal your beer. |
 Voice of the GM: Swedish Eagle |
Swedish Eagle is the GM Hashshit's voice to the people. If you have any questions or would like to hare a trail you can find him at the various local kennels or send an email to BostonBallBuster@gmail.com. |
 Flounders: +2 Coonass & Twat My Mom |
These two buffoons think that they started this kennel, and offer the following SMS exchange as "proof":+2 Coonass: "I've rally [sic] been thinking about it, and I want in on the Boston Hardcore Hash; Saturday mornings. When do you want to get it going?" (sent Jan 21, 2011 at 0829) Twat My Mom: "Great! Let's find a weekend in Feb. The 12th maybe?"B3H4 started on the 5th of February, 2011, so clearly, the preceding "proof" is all lies and obfuscation. |