Trail #82 – The 7th Anal Turducken Trail! | Saturday, December 9, 2017

~* M a K e T u R d U c K e N r U n A g A i N * ~ 

Hares: Blondie, Marbles, Gnome, maybe Coonass?

Bag car: Yes

What to bring: ID, cash moneys (make it rain!) and/or credit card, liver of steel, desire to actually run for your dinner

Promises: a real, honest-to-goodness, minimum 6.9 mile Ballbuster trail; turducken; hashers bitching about a minimum 6.9 mile Ballbuster trail

Lies: You will not regret attending this trail

This event is 21+ only

When:  Saturday, December 9, 2017 @11:00 AM


American Fresh Brewhouse - Assembly

490 Foley Street, Somerville, Massachusetts 02145

Trail #81 – Up the ladder

Where: 840 Han(ging)cock st, Quincy. Closest T stop is Wollaston
When: Saturday, Nov 18, 2017 @ 10:30HST

Hares: Shits and ladders
Bag car: Quarter miler queer

Hash Cash: $3 + BYO booze.
Promises/lies: The pie is a lie


Trail #80: Spooky Edition

It’s finally starting to feel like fall! You know what that means? PSL—no, no wait. It’s time for a HALLOWEEN BALLBUSTER 🎃

When: Saturday, October 21, 1030am HST
Where: The park near Forrest hills (there will be marks from the T station)
Hash cash: $3 and a six pack!
Hares: Blondie & Not Dead Yet
Bag car: Marbleous Asshole
Promises & Lies: spooky checks, fall foliage, trains planes & automobiles, glimpses of the head (who said head?...) of the Charles, costumed hares, tacos at the on-after, dead laying, live laying, ALL THE LAYING.

On- let’s get spooky with it - on

Blondie & NDY


BallBuster Trust Me Hash! (Trail #79)

Bimbos and Wankers!

Wikipedophilia, Easy as 123, and the Boston Ball Buster Hash House Harriers present: 2017 Trust Me Weekend Hash!
Who: Wikipedophilia and Easy as 123
What: B3H4 Trust Me Hash
WhenSeptember 22-24
Where: HA YOU ALMOST GOT ME (driving time <3 hours from Boston)
Hash cash: $45
Optional giveaway: add $10
  • Rego covers
    • Friday: beer, snacks (get your own dinner)
    • Saturday: breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, beer
    • Sunday: breakfast
  • Hard limit 25 people. Spots are first come first serve.
  • We're not full-out camping but sleeping space is limited. Recommended that you bring tents, sleeping bags, etc.
  • Bring
    • Tents & sleeping bags
    • Bathing suit
    • Flotation device
    • Good beer if you don't want high life
    • Sunscreen, bug spray, 5 hour energy
    • Camp chairs
    • Liquor potluck: got old, half-drunk bottles of liquor you don't know what to do with? Bring 'em!
We'll send you instructions for payment after you fill out the rego form.
on-can you trust us?-on,
Wiki & Easy

Trail #78 – May there be trail!

Where: The end of Wellington ave by north strand community trail (42.403753, -71.063375)
When: Saturday, Aug 26, 2017 @ 10:30HST

Hares: Swedish Eagle
Bag car: I hope so!

Hash Cash: $3 + BYO booze.
Promises/lies: Ninjas, Pirates, Dinosaurs, Ghosts, Ghouls, Goblins, Orcs, Heroes, Villains, David Hasslehoff



Trail #77 – The Oregon Trail

Hared by Dryhose and Luva Lamp in July


Trail #76 – Tall Ships and Taller Beers, Saturday June 17th, 2017

start: Location Changed!!! Polcari Park, prince st, North End
Hares: Blondie & +2 Coonass
Bag car: Marbles
When: 10:30HST, Saturday, June 17, 2017
Hash Cash: $5, $3 if you bring something grillable! (If you're a vegetarian, please let us know that you're coming so we can take care of you) + byo-6 pack
Promises/lies: boats, bridges, porches, kitties, penguins, indoor on-in, outdoor beer checks, model-rage hangovers.



Trail 75 – North Shore Ballbuster

May 2017


Hared by Señor Cocksucker


Trail 74 – Marathon Ballbuster

April 2017

Hared by Sweagle


Trail #73 March ballbuster

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 trail #73

When: Saturday, March 25th at 10.30AM

Where:  Danehy Park (Porter and Alewife T stops).

Hare: Foreskin Abortion

Hash Cash: A 6.9-pack of beer/cider/Four Loco/hard root beer/etc and $

Promises: 6.9 to 9.6 miles of smiles true-trail, probably the 6.9th funnest trail EVER, mixed terrain, no hills, highway crossings, 6.9 falses/check-backs (ok, not that many, REALLY), not getting hit by cars, zero mosquitoes, soooo many 6.9s.